girl, 19, charming but insane.

February 10th

clavid:

so i had to claim my lost keys at walmart’s customer service desk 

“describe them to me,” says the doubtful black woman behind the desk.

“well there’s a keychain that says.. uh… cougar in training..”

“are these seriously your keys,” the woman asks me, a white 18 year old boy.

“yes. i’m sorry.”

this happened to me except it was somewhere else with my Pussy Wagon keychain… they were expecting a man i guess

(via deadb1ogger)

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